assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

(via bigbardafree)

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

(via chileanboyvstheworld)

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

(via ireblogalotofshit)

We’re the Rat Queens!

How do you cast divine spells if you don’t believe in the Gods?

I’m Goddess enough.

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via turnipsandtangerines)

bonesbuckleup:

arthurdarvvill:

be the person chris traeger knows you can be

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(via stirfryyouinmywok)

superdames:

Don’t “lady” me, son! I’m Sally the Sleuth!
Sally the Sleuth lays down the law.
—Crime Smashers #2 (1950) cover detail by Joe Kubert

superdames:

Don’t “lady” me, son! I’m Sally the Sleuth!

Sally the Sleuth lays down the law.

—Crime Smashers #2 (1950) cover detail by Joe Kubert

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via sean3116)

tylerknott:

For a lover of trees, and the light that sprinkles through their leaves, this was finally ticked off my unofficial life bucket list. The Angel Oak. Nice to meet you my friend. (at The Angel Oak - 1500 Year Old Live Oak)

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